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    Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Marwin on Wed May 29, 2013 5:17 pm

    Yo!



    Once upon a time this morning.... a dog was taking a shit on the sidewalk, a baby was crying alone somewhere, insects were invading a basement, yet the lone resident in the whole house didn't give a flying fuck.

    The dim light from the computer screen was the only light source, seeing as the blinds were shut thight and the door seemed to be locked.

    There was a pizza box there, an empty coke bottle here, and one could see the greasy hair moving and living on it's own and the sweaty armpits singing the song of their people...


    Wait, wait, WAIT!

    Who exactly let the nerd out of the basement?

    /coughs.

    Sorry about that. Many would describe me like that... mumbles something unintelligent... except my mom! She said I'm special.

    Nah, just kidding.

    Behind this puny gnome that loves to hump sits a young Finnish chef-to-be... With knives in my back pocket. And yes, Finland – where we eat space onions and drink vodka while watching the polar bears patrol ours treets. Yes, that Finland.

    /coughs again.

    And as you wonder why exactly I chose to be a chef, a teasing grin finds it's way onto my face and I answer playfully: women belong in the kitchen (because men can't cook for shit).

    So, in a nutshell, I'm a 18 year old girl (very much legal) that lives in the Ice Age -country (which is +2GMT).

    Aaand my picture....


    WOW WOW WOW, HOLD UP THAT'S NOT ME



    … There. Now it looks about right.

    Moving on to the spotlight of this whole topic...



    Bling bling mofos.
    The sexiest gnome alive, Marwin.

    Don't let the looks fool you, I tell you. This gnome has so much swag I can't even, and has already done every prequest possible – except the Onyxia one – and has plenty of raiding experience. Though not directly my gnome's raiding experience, behind him I'd have to say that I've seen it all:

    From ”wait y no shapeshift into moonkin at level 1” to dancing naked on the mailbox to getting boosted through the ”lesser” raids – you guessed it, I had a druid back in the original vanilla. With my brother, I've been playing since the beta days – that makes it my 9th year playing, including this year... I guess?

    Anyway, long story short, retail vanilla experience would be up to BWL and some of the AQ bosses. Didn't even get to touch Naxxramas wait that's wotlk lol haha.

    TBC saw me with the same druid – though this time I enrolled a feral tank, and played a big part at that, as me and a few friends enrolled a new guild and started raiding with only fun in mind.

    Little did we know that the project would turn on to a bigger one rather sooner than later – and it didn't take long before I found myself tanking through Gruul's, Maggy's and later on flying through SSC and TK, and finally even got to down the bad demon villains in the expansion.
    I even got a ZA timed mount! Woo!

    With the same guild, we aimed towards WotLK (though I had rolled a shaman this time) and boy did we spam Heroics all day. Eventually, the hard work paid off and we headed towards Sartharion and Naxxramas with only positive progress. Our joy was not shortlived, but ended when the guild leader enlisted in the army.

    I did not that get to me, though, and kept on going with my shaman – getting a new roof above me and facing Ulduar, eventually getting even the whole thing down with Hard Mode. However, due to personal reasons, I quit temporarily when Trial of the Crusader got introduced, but returned shortly after with a blood elf paladin.

    From there on, Icecrown Citadel and all the rest were like a walk in the park – Shadowmourne felt more like a child's toy than an achievement. Sure, it was fun running around with a legendary, but it didn't give me great pride like it usually would have.

    Cataclysm and Mists of Pandaria aren't even worth talking about, but if you really must know, with top-dps frost DK I flew through Cataclysm raids, and with the stupid Raid Dungeon Finder system, even the ”raids” in MoP were downed easily.

    … I wonder how the talk about my gnome escalated to this so quickly.

    /coughs

    Anyway, moving on to my gear, which consists of..

    Swagweaver's Turban with +8 Spell Damage enchant
    • +9 Intellect, +36 SP, +1 Hit


    Diana's Bling Necklace
    • +8 Stamina, +8 Intellect, +9 SP, +1 Hit

    or (depending on Hit situation)
    Charm of the Swagging Sands
    • +9 Stamina, +12 Intellect, +25 SP


    Mantle of Swag'Yolonir
    • +11 Stamina, +15 Intellect, +7 Spirit +21 SP


    Shroud of Unspoken Swag
    • +16 Stamina, +9 Intellect, +18 SP


    Swagvine Vest with +100 Health enchant
    • +13 Intellect, +27 SP, +2 Hit


    Red Swagbuckler's Shirt (this is a must you know)
    • +100 Swag


    Shackles of the Unscarred Swag with +7 Stamina enchant
    • +9 Stamina, +12 Intellect, +21 SP, -10 Magical Resistance on Target (Spell Penetration)


    Kris of Unspoken Swag with +30 Spell Damage enchant and Tome of the (not) Lost Swag
    • +9 Stamina, +7 Intellect, +59 SP

    • +6 Stamina, +7 Intellect, +18 SP


    Ritssyn's Wand of Swag Mojo
    • +4 Stamina, +11 SP


    Deathmist Wraps of Swag with +20 Shadow Damage enchant
    • +16 Stamina, +13 Intellect, +13 SP, +1 Hit


    Ban'Thok Swag Sash
    • +10 Stamina, +11 Intellect, +12 SP, +1 Hit


    Swagvine Leggings with +8 Spell Damage enchant
    • +6 Intellect, +37 SP, +1 Hit


    Swagvine Boots with +7 Stamina enchant
    • +16 Intellect, +19 SP, +1 Hit


    Rune Band of Swagardry
    • +7 Stamina, +16 SP, +1 Hit


    Ring of Unspoken Swag
    • +12 Stamina, +14 SP, +1 Hit, +1 Crit


    Royal Seal of the Eldre'Swagalas
    • +10 Fire Resistance, +23 SP


    Swagwood Reed
    • +29 SP


    I'm currently working on getting Rockfury Bracers, and got an Qiraji Ornate Hilt (and twenty dollars) in my pocket - just need 14k reputation.

    As for my resistances... my Fire Resistance would be a big, beautiful 0 - save for 10 I get from my dazzling trinket. Frost Resistance gear is currently in progress - just when I get a little more pocket money, I'll get onto the Glacial set (got the Leggings and a few AV items, that would make my Frost Resistance a huge 55!). I've got my NR gear ready for a week or so, and if I must, I can take on three Viscidus on at the same time (true story). Shadow Resistance... I won't even talk about that.

    Want to see how I roll? Fine!

    AddOns are the following: BigWigs, CT Raid Assist, Chronometer, NECB, OmniCC, OzRaid and other everyday AddOns such as PriceEach etc.

    My gnome's currently in Next Level, but as the guild misses.... I don't know, spirit maybe?, something... and I do not quite enjoy myself there, I'd like to look for a cheery new home.

    I've been on Feenix for 3 years going on, but always been on the Horde side, hence the lack of previous guild experience.

    Even if I say this myself, I am a very dedicated person who sticks to her words and doesn't break a promise. Thus the 3 raids a week, stand-by and bringing my own consumables is no big deal and something everyone should be able to cope with. I enjoy myself on forums, so that's not a problem either.

    (Cons list / raid:
    x2 Supreme flasks
    x10 Greater Arcane Elixirs
    x10 Shadow Power Elixirs
    x10 Greater Intellect Elixirs
    x10 Elixir of Fortitude
    x15 HP & Mana Potions
    x10 Stamina IV scrolls
    x30 15 Stamina rums
    x10 Dirge's Chops & Spider Sausage
    x1-2 Brilliant Wizard Oils
    x1 Lung Juice Cocktail
    For AQ40 & BWL - x15 Nature / Fire Resistance Potions.)


    As for the rules, isn't the biggest lie ever told the infamous, ”I have read and agreed with the terms and conditions”?

    Just kidding. Ofcourse I read them.
    Zerroc's favourite song? Lonely Island – Dubnobasswithmyheadman.

    (Mine is One Erection's What Makes you Beautiful <33<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<333333333333 so swag!)

    (and sadly, I don't think anyone in Praeda can vouch for me. -sadpanda-)

    IMPRESSING YOU -CORNER

    Why need experience when you have SWAG


    #YOLO

    Just kidding. Swag is a disease.

    You'll get a chef. 
    Sammiches.

    Puppypussy eyes?


    tl;dr pls somun me nnaxx i very good DMGG.

    Edit: just showed this to my friend who later on asked why I didnt include my Warsong raiding experience. To any who are thinking the same:
    3 years of Feenix has given me plenty of opportunies - I have killed the Nightmare dragons in 2011, ran through Zul'Gurub and Ruins of the Ahn'Qiraj like a pro, pwnt Raggy easily and punched both Onyxia and Nefarian in the face and farmed Ahn'Qiraj Temple so much C'thun cries everytime I show that maggot my exalted Brood of Nozdormu ring.

    Edit2: Updated gear (even if it's not much).


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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Wakox on Wed May 29, 2013 5:32 pm

    Now this is a application! +1
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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  IMWITHSTUPID on Wed May 29, 2013 5:36 pm

    this must have been the best application I've seen that last 15 months in this guild, fucking invite this guy - hilarious
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    Post  Dopeey on Wed May 29, 2013 5:38 pm

    Imwithstupid wrote:this must have been the best application I've seen that last 15 months in this guild, fucking invite this guy - hilarious

    THIS

    I STILL ROFLLLLLLL
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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Lemono on Wed May 29, 2013 5:40 pm

    Only 1 question. Why gnome male? All girls usually doing dwarfs male characters.
    Nice dedication with application Very Happy +1
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    Post  Kaifolom on Wed May 29, 2013 5:41 pm

    *stunned by SwagShot*
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    Post  movielol on Wed May 29, 2013 5:42 pm

    made my day ^-^ 1+
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    Post  Slycer on Wed May 29, 2013 5:49 pm

    +1 lol!
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    Post  Marwin on Wed May 29, 2013 5:49 pm

    Lemono wrote:Only 1 question. Why gnome male? All girls usually doing dwarfs male characters.
    Nice dedication with application Very Happy +1

    1. character - Night elf female
    2. character - Night elf female
    3. character - Draenei female
    4. character - Blood elf female
    5. character - Night elf female
    6. character - Human female

    Since gnomes are my favourite race as of now (I mean, come on, who doesn't love gnomes) and female's not that... hilarious, I made male. This way I can actually act hyper and not get looked as weird... maybe.

    ALL my other characters, however, are female. Even my orc shaman.

    To everyone else:
    Thank you for the fast replies and positive feedback ʕ ⊙ᴥ⊙ʔ!!
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    Post  Olo on Wed May 29, 2013 6:02 pm



    Welcome
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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Wierdgonzo on Wed May 29, 2013 6:22 pm

    ROFL........WELCOME.................MIDZIT ACT FAST............................OR I WILL.......


    Btw i almost forgot, we have RL pic thread and all newcomers must post naked pic...


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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Amitta on Wed May 29, 2013 6:26 pm

    We will need a lot of sacrifices for next weeks!! I think we have a spot for you!!


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    Post  IMWITHSTUPID on Wed May 29, 2013 6:31 pm

    Amitta wrote:We will need a lot of sacrifices for next weeks!! I think we have an spot for you!!

    nice joke sacrifice, that's your thing amitta ^^
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    Post  Aleixian on Wed May 29, 2013 7:33 pm

    I dont know wich apply i like more, this or the "jeffrey the paladin" or whoever it was called Laughing Laughing

    +1 for the funny apply
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    Post  dannyboy on Thu May 30, 2013 3:07 pm

    This has got to be the best application any guild has ever received in the history of WoW, my stomach is in stitches!

    +1 for pure amusement during raids
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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  lazyy on Thu May 30, 2013 3:07 pm

    funny app +1 and your gear doesnt suck which is another + haha, awesome app!
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    Post  midzit on Fri May 31, 2013 6:09 pm

    Hello and tnx for applying
    Application is chaotic yet entertaining
    Curently we are almost full with warlocks and ill have to have a chat with u on mumble to interview you so i can decide can u fit our roster
    See you
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    Post  Marwin on Fri May 31, 2013 6:18 pm

    midzit wrote:Hello and tnx for applying
    Application is chaotic yet entertaining
    Curently we are almost full with warlocks and ill have to have a chat with u on mumble to interview you so i can decide can u fit our roster
    See you

    I wasn't aware a mumble-live-application was needed in order to join, but oh well.

    You should free special, as I've never spoken english over vent/RC/TS etc, and am kinda shy so pardon me.
    Also, I see a t3 warlock got instant access to guild, noyce!
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    Post  IMWITHSTUPID on Fri May 31, 2013 6:21 pm

    nice joke mumble intreview ahahhahahaahhahaah dickzit gone crazy
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    Post  Marwin on Fri May 31, 2013 6:24 pm

    Imwithstupid wrote:nice joke mumble intreview ahahhahahaahhahaah dickzit gone crazy

    Considering that I spent a few days perfecting this application and the Class Leader took two+ days to answer with what I now assume is a joke, I almost feel offended.
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    Post  midzit on Fri May 31, 2013 7:00 pm

    thats bec i noticed him playing and his gear lvl and xp is enough for jump instantly.
    I got suggested to make interview with rest of lower geared warlocks in order to pick 1!
    And yes sry for waiting but i wasnt sure what to do till i recount number of locks i can go with in raids!
    There is no joke interview will be short as posible, see u soon.
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    Post  Marwin on Fri May 31, 2013 7:03 pm

    midzit wrote:thats bec i noticed him playing and his gear lvl and xp is enough for jump instantly.
    I got suggested to make interview with rest of lower geared warlocks in order to pick 1!
    And yes sry for waiting but i wasnt sure what to do till i recount number of locks i can go with in raids!
    There is no joke interview will be short as posible, see u soon.

    Not sure if I understood everything, but okay. I'll go buy a headset...

    just for one interview.

    Cy@ soon.
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    Post  Wierdgonzo on Fri May 31, 2013 7:08 pm

    It's not just for 1 interview u will need it for raids too. So chop chop Very Happy


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    Re: Marwin - the most swag warlock

    Post  Marwin on Fri May 31, 2013 7:12 pm

    Also, I doubt I'll have time 'til Sunday to have this.. interview, since I've got a ceremony to attend tomorrow and after that a little girls' night out.

    So it's actually up to you - wait or not.

    Wierdgonzo wrote:It's not just for 1 interview u will need it for raids too. So chop chop Very Happy

    Fyi, I seldom speak in raids, hence the lack of a headset.
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    Post  midzit on Fri May 31, 2013 9:08 pm

    OK post msg here when u get headphones!
    and if posible be online on Sunday 19:00 to test u in trial raid if posible! Smile
    See ya!!!

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